Inappropriate Questions
12 August 2011, 15:44
This shows why you should never let women shop.
So in a weekend or so, I am going to a family dinner at which we are going to abuse/freak out my sister’s boyfriend-with-the-name-of-a-girl (who happens to be one of those things that doesn’t eat meat). There are the obvious questions to ask, such as his views on the continuum hypothesis and why the hell he doesn’t eat steak. Oh, and pads vs. tampons, front-to-back, back-to-front, or side-to-side, and how awesome bacon is.
I also heard that this is a no-pants party.
Any other ideas for stuff to do? Remembering that my sister is stupid enough to invite him/it (real men eat meat) to a meal, knowing full well that me, Ivan, and Simon will be there…
Posted by Michael Welsh at 03:44.
Beware, now that you’ve put these questions on the internet he will probably find out and come up with answers.
— Chris Nimmo · 12 August 2011, 16:21 · #
He can try. And fail utterly.
— yomcat · 12 August 2011, 16:24 · #
Well, maybe not on the continuum hypothesis, but he may well have answers for pads vs tampons, or why he doesn’t eat steak.
Anyhow, how are you? We haven’t talked in ages…
— Chris Nimmo · 12 August 2011, 16:36 · #
The continuum hypothesis is the important one. Everyone should know where they stand.
I’m surviving…
— yomcat · 12 August 2011, 16:41 · #
Favourite teletubbie.
Esther mentioned something about his mum going to like her because she’s a girl, so what kind of guys he normally goes for?
HOw many illegitimate love children does he have?
— me · 12 August 2011, 16:57 · #
Not “how many illegitimate love children do you have”, you should be asking “what are the names of your illegitimate love children?”
— yomcat · 12 August 2011, 21:28 · #
Should Esther buy her tampons in bulk?
What genetic diseases do you have?
Lycra or leather?
What’s your take on formicophilia?
— Simon · 13 August 2011, 10:38 · #
Aww, you guys are so cute. (-:
— qwandor · 17 August 2011, 08:24 · #