#	Pick-Up Line
1:	I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
2:	I pooed my pants, can I have yours?
3:	Is that a bible in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
4:	Is your daddy a thief? Cos that looks like my car you just parked outside.
5:	I don't have a library card, but you mind if I check you out?
6:	I like your skeletal structure baby, you're an ectomorph no doubt.
7:	Your face is real symmetrical, and your nostrils are so nice.
8:	I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
9:	You smell like pizza, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare.
10:	You're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.
11:	You'd look like Venus de Milo, if you'd just cut off your arms.
12:	Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
13:	My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
14:	I bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer.
15:	You're absolutely perfect. Don't speak now, you might spoil it.
16:	Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet.
17:	You came in that thing? You must be braver than I thought.
18:	I'd pick you over Satan any day.
19:	*wave hand in face* You will go out with me.
20:	Do you mind if I chew on your butt?
21:	You can tell me truthfully, am I a steaming hunk of love or what?
22:	My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
23:	You must have fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.
24:	I'd like to take you home right now, so you could meet my Mum.
25:	Can I sniff the pit stains on your blouse?
26:	You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
27:	If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your Laptop.
28:	If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
29:	I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
30:	There's this movie I want to see and my mother said I couldn't go by myself...
31:	Which one of the Spice Girls are you?
32:	I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
33:	Hi, I'm gay. Think you can convert me?
34:	Do you mind if I stare at you close up rather than from across the room?
35:	Hi, I need your help. My mum says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
36:	Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
37:	What do you like for breakfast?
38:	Hey! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
39:	I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
40:	You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
41:	Your eyes remind me of diamonds, because diamonds are expensive, and so are eye replacements, and you need eye replacements.
42:	Hi, I was just wondering? Do you wipe front-to-back or back-to-front?
43:	How bout we both swallow a magnet? Then we could stick together forever.
44:	I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
45:	Can you tell me a pick up line that works on you?
46:	If I could be anything I'd be a tear: born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
47:	If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you should watch out for flying glass.
48:	My heart can't be broken cause it melted when I met you.
49:	Do you have a plaster cause I just scratched my knee falling for you.
50:	Your eyes are blue like the sea and I'm lost at sea.
51:	Want to go 50-50 on a rape charge?
52:	That's a great dress. It would look fanatastic on the floor in my bedroom.
53:	Hey good-looking. Ecclesiastes 4:11...
54:	You put the 'cute' back in persecution...
55:	I'm not a big fan of your last name, but thats cool, I can change that.
56:	You're not shiny enough. Can I spit polish you?
57:	We should go to the Phoenix so I can show you how to take your top off.
58:	Do you want the money now or later?
59:	Will you marry me?
60:	sudo Go out with me.
61:	I hope you ate the animals you used to make that coat.
62:	You're hot, and I'm not. But if you give me a shot, I'll thank God alot.
63:	Jesus loves you, but I just think you're hot
64:	I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Do you want some Irish in you?
65:	Your eyes are the same colour as my tricycle
66:	If you break my heart, I'll break your legs.
67:	What's your favourite vegetable?
68:	I want to give you so much. Touch me and move my spirit.
69:	I can piss on my own head. Wanna come watch?
70:	I heard that billy goats piss on their heads to make themselves more attractive. So, does this work for me as well?
71:	Did you fart, because you just blew me away.
72:	Would you like to help me partake in my Formicophilia?
73:	Want to get together and show that h(Trefoil) = 2?
74:	Is that a 20" iMac in your pocket, or are you just really pleased to see me and that online pharmacy that emailed you was for real?
75:	How big is your rack?
76:	What size is your bust?
77:	*arse grab*
78:	Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
79:	If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I together.
80:	You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night. Screaming.
81:	That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better stuffed into the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window.
82:	How much does your mother weigh? I want to know what I'm getting myself in to.
83:	Who needs wine and roses when you have a ski mask and an ice pick?
84:	Let's go back to my place and work out our zombie apocalypse escape plan.